*Why hockey is better than Sex Resurrected!*
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY HOCKEY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEX!
1.) It's legal to play hockey professionally.
2.) The puck is always hard.
3.) The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
4.) It's lasts a full hour.
5.) You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
6.) Your parents cheer when you score.
7.) A two-on-on or three-on-one is common.
8.) Periods last for only 20 minutes.
9.) You can count on it at least twice a week.
10.) You can tell your friends about it.

Big Bert.

rumors loom that the wings have a shot at Todd Bertuzzi, which would be great, but i think they will have to give up a lil to get him from the panthers, id say datsyuk and a second round pick might do it!!! AH, big bert.. we all hope you come to detroit~!